Hypochondriac.

I’ve been waking up with really strange pains on my chest, as if it’s been beating too hard all night. There’s several instances when this usually occur:

a. I drank coffee
b. while writing a 5000 word  essay
c. that is due in the morning at 8:30am
d. which is 3 hours from now.

According to this, I’m dying.

Yeah, now I am pretty sure of it. I’m gonna die.