Newfoundfriend.

“So are you a hardcore jihadist muslim?” – Giselle.

BWAHAHAHA.
you m’dear have more in common with me than you might think

“”I don’t want to be “sort of dating” someone. I don’t want to be “kinda hanging out” with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved. I want to be sleeping with someone I know I’ll see again because they’ve already demonstrated to me that they’re trustworthy and honorable — and into me.”

“I can’t text, I’m not charming via text.”

“I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.”

– He’s Just Not That Into You

How did you happen to skate through smoo and
not have “root beer and tea” with me, Gee-Zelle?

Thanks for the heads up, you
Stick around.
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