Blind.

My friend set me up with a date on Monday, a blind date no less. He thinks I’m witty, even in 140 characters.

Being the shallow animal that I am, I had to ask:

“Is he cute?”

“His brain is cuter.”

Uh oh, oh no.
This could mean two things.
Either way, this should be pretty interesting.

For the sake of serendipity, I’m not going to google him!